1. Reblogged from: the-final-companion
  2. GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

    Reblogged from: royaljetbluesetter
  3. rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

    rayesbrain:

    Behold my new life motto

    Reblogged from: royaljetbluesetter
  4. I am a princess

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  5. vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    Reblogged from: royaljetbluesetter
  6. alwaysacatch:

    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Reblogged from: royaljetbluesetter
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  8. itspoonanjimarsha:

    rampant-noodle:

    feekins:

    rampant-noodle:

    rampant-noodle:

    its dead week

    my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

    image

    she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

    i’ve decided to join her

    image

    burritos don’t have to take tests

    Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

    no

    those are taquitos 

    those are our children

    why are you having children with your sister

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  10. arendellekingdom:

    "Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness?"

    requested by: anonymous

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  11. coveredinsnow-:

    ilovemaydayparade69:

    rubee:

    "why dont you just give him a chance"

    idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

    Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

    image

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  12. littledemontingy:

    unmutekurloz:

    pyralsnout:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

    (You’re welcome)

    OHANA MEANS FAMILY
    VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

    PLUTO IS CRYING

    If you liked it you shoulda pluto ring on it.

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  14. i-park-my-impala-on-mars:

    magoro:

    kdwalbring:

    The art of shaving Dick.

    WHAT THE FUCK???

    K but he did that pretty hard

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